> Anyone have any funny knock knock jokes?

Anyone have any funny knock knock jokes?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
just for laughs thanks

I hope these make you laugh :)

1- Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

2- Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

What are you getting so excited about?

3- Knock knock?

Who's there?

Me.

Me who?

No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dick Cheney

Dick Ch....(shoots you in the face)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting cow

The interrup....(cow moos loudly)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Taylor Swift

Taylor S.....(Kanye West) Ima interrupt this knock knock joke because i heard a better one from Beyonce last week

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she doesn't have arms.

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Not Sarah.

HAHAhAhaAhaha.....ha..nevermind.

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

just for laughs thanks