You are so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye to you
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo mamma so thin she can dodge the rain
Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea
If Chuck Norris falls into a river, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the river gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris can strangle someone with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Dont take draft board game lessons from bb derrick or victoria,they dont even know that u can take two,three takes at the same time ,take backwards or forward,once u touch it thats the one u got to move and king goes anywhere.
Google image Nicholas Cage and Nicholas Cage's son... just do it.
Ever hear of strength in numbers?
...tell that to six million jews
Womens rights. hehehe.
why does Peter Pan fly? iif someone hit your peter w/pan u would too
Even droll jokes will do.
