The Illuminati, the thing that always cracked me up was how some people thought that there was this highly-intelligent, sophisticated organisation who were covering-up secrets and causing every disaster/war and political action, yet would apparently have these idiot celebrities as members.

PS . I know the Illuminati was an organisation at one point but no longer relevant now, all there is is rich v poor and that is how it is people.

Also the idea that world leaders (specifically Obama it seems) are 'reptilians'

What if Pinokio says :My nose will grow right now.

It wont grow cuz he didnt tell a lie.

But when it doesnt grow it means hes lying so it will grow.

But when it grows it means he said the truth in the first sentence.

Probbly the funniest 1 ive heard

9/11 was an inside job.

sandyhooks was fake my dad came home and said that and my mom and i just stared at him... its not really funny but it is laughable to think some people are stupid enough to believe that