Q. What's the answer to a rhetorical queston? A.
An alien walks in a bar.
The bartender doesn't understand a single word he is saying.
There is a gentleman arguing with a woman.
One person said to the other "Nice mango nuts."
The other guy said "Mango nuts? Where?"
The first guy points to the gentleman.
The other guy asked the gentleman for these delicious mango nuts.
Another guy told the second guy "That man went nuts."
Then the second guy said "Now I understand."
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entente, so he gave her one.
What do you call a witch in the sand
Sand Witch
What did the leaf tell the bug
Leaf me alone
Hi could u suggest some dirty short and funny jokes that I can tell my friend- we're girls. Thanks!
