> Is the zombie apocalypse near?

Is the zombie apocalypse near?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
No the Zombies aren't coming and even if they were how could you be infected already? And the mall? seriously? There's several movies and video games about hiding out in the mall during a zombie attack and they all end pretty badly, maybe you should think about someplace that isn't full of people and has nothing useful except Hot Topic clothing and Cinnabon?

If you owned a dictionary (and learned to use it) you'd know there's no such thing as zombies.

zom・bie

?z?mbē/

noun

a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, esp. in certain African and Caribbean religions.

Since that's scientifically impossible, so is a zombie apocalypse.

You kids nowadays need to smarten up and stop confusing Hollywood fantasy with fact-based reality.

I hope so.

Something has to collapse this totally corrupt government.

Read a biology book and stop worrying.

Dead is dead.

Someone watched too much Dawn of The Dead. And no, you are just paranoid.

Yes is very near!

NO This wont happen.I can assureyou.I understand these things.

Just say no to drugs.

After watching World War Z and The Walking Dead i feel like every time i get sick its like I'm going to die and turn into a zombie, or a walker.

I've even had dreams about living in the Zombie apocalypse, my theory is the shopping mall would be a good cover.