I told my doctor I broke my butt.
When she asked what was wrong,
I said there was a crack down the middle!
She didn't even smile.
How do hedgehogs mate?. Very carefully. Why did the blind chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to go to the Birds Eye shop. Do you know how to spell a hungry horse in four letters ?. M.T.G.G.
man goes for eye test says I think I am shortsighted . optitian says step outside for a sec please sir now whats that big yellow thing in the sky ? that is the sun . that is 93 million miles away how far do you want to see sir ?
http://www.wattpad.com/story/1717207-jok...
there's a whole bunch of jokes
hope it helped make you smile :)
I sold my car for gas money.
Doctor: How long have you felt like a dog?
Patient: Ever since I was a..... ha ha, giggle, snort...a .... he he he.. ho ho, kitten!
Anyone tell me something funny like a story or a jokepleaaaaase :)
