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"I was reading this book,` The History of Glue`. I couldn`t put it down"
Alfie is so old , when he goes into a diner and orders a three minute egg , they ask him for the money up front
I think animal testing is a terrible idea ,they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
" When woman are depressed they either eat or go shopping . Men invade another country "
What did the daddy buffalo say to the little boy buffalo as he was leaving the house ? Bison
What do you call a septic cat ? Puss
"We have a cat called Ben Hur . We called it Ben until it had kittens "
" I always wondered why babies spent so much time sucking their thumbs - then I tasted baby food "
What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas ? " Its Christmas Eve "
" Those presents the three wise men brought Jesus - were they for Christmas or his birthday ?
The other day I went to see Titanic at the cinema. There was big queue outside and a sign that said " Women and children first "
My grandmother dresses to kill . She cooks the same way
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a pot belly and a bald spot "
" I`ve been on so many blind dates , I should get a free dog "
Harry is watching a funeral procession go by . He asks one of the mourners `Who`s died ?`. The mourner replies ." The fella in the coffin"
Question: Which city is home to the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: New York, some go through 110 stories in less than ten seconds.
Well heres one
Whats a witch called in a sand
sandwitch.
Want a funny joke?
Your face.
I want to entertain my family with some jokes :) Any SUPER FUNNY ONES out there?
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