If you like your insurance plan, you can keep it. That's the biggest lie told to Americans.

The biggest lie ave eva told is dat ave neva told a lie

I lied about my age as I always looked older. I told guys I was like 16/17 when I was only 14.

That I am 34.

Telling myself that I'm confident :3

The Statute of Limitations hasn't run out yet, so until then......

I'm the president

one time I told my dog that there was peanut butter on my winky. he licked it and got mad. so I raped him.

That I have never lied. :-)