I was only 8 yrs then..
Harry Potter
There are many. The top two are:
My teacher was teaching me how to read Arabic, I read something wrong, so she jokingly said, my eyes are so old, yet I'm able to read the text correctly. Your's are so new yet you read it wrong!
My reply was, "My eyes are old too! Full five years old!"...Intelligent reply for a 5 year old isn't it? :p
And once my Dad was looking for the morning newspaper. I handed him an old newspaper, with "SUNDAY TIMES" mentioned on the top of it, luckily it was a Sunday. Though obviously he didn't read it full but yes he was confused for a moment as I handed it to him with all the seriousness saying that it was lying outside, where it was supposed to be.
I was climbing up my stairway banister and I kind of fell off. I flipped over multiple times, only to land on my feet, unharmed, in a straight position, like a boss. Also like a boss, I started crying.
Once while playing Hide n seek, I was hidden at one place for an hour only to realize the game is over..It wasn't funny at that moment, now it is
When I was getting punished for doing something wrong and bursting out laughing when I was randomly singing "We're into Barbie" in my head. My mom was even more upset!
Watching my sister get trapped in an airplane bathroom and seeing the stewards laugh.
Once while on vacation in Wisconsin, we were all having dinner at a restaurant and my Dad ordered coffee with his desert.
I noticed that he picked up the grated Parmesan cheese instead of the creamer and started to pour it into his coffee.
I started to tell him but my brother elbowed me so I took the hint and let it go.
All 7 of us and most of the other customers laughed wildly for what seemed like hours after Dad took his first sip and literally sprayed us with coffee when he tasted it.
Man do I miss my Dad. I wish he was still around to share this kind of laughter with.
Playing hide and go seek in a corn field with my siblings and German Shepherd dog.
Me falling down the stairs
One time the retarded girl in my class farted and it smelled so bad that our teacher had to walk behind and spray air freshener.
Me and my brother jumping on a trampoline while having the sprinkler wet us while jumping.
I farted during class and nobody knew it was me. I laughed so hard that day even if I was very embarrassed.
Me one time me and my bro created the imaginary box.
When my mother took me and my little sisters to the salon to get her anus bleached...and she farted. We weren't allowed back!
MAKING SURE THAT I JUMP FROM ONE CARPET TO THE NEXT SO THAT IN CASE I TOUCH THE GAP I WIL DIE! HAHAHAHA
play cricket with friends
Kid in elementary school running away from school.
