Have you tried making a crop circle? Maybe the aliens will see it's not theirs and seek out who did it, leave a note in the middle or something with your name and address if they're impressed with your circle and you ask very nicely they might give you a lesson or too and lucky you, you'll get to visit outer space! Hope this helped :) x

You need to be more specific. Flying a space shuttle is very different than flying the Heart of Gold or the Jupiter 2. And, of course it is not possible for a single person to fly a large capitol ship.

This is a little known technique that is only known by professionals. I shouldn't be telling you this, in fact, it is even illegal, but here it goes: First, find a spaceship. Second, go into the cockpit. Third, and this is VERY IMPORTANT, press the button tha- *STATIC* THIS IS THE FBI. YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT VIOLATING CHAPTER 3 SECTION 2 PARAGRAPH 5 STATEMENT 37 IN THE SPACESHIP HANDBOOK. YOU ARE NOW UNDER EXTREME FBI SURVEILLANCE. THIS IS A WARNING. IF YOU VIOLATE ANOTHER RULE IN THE SPACESHIP HANDBOOK YOU WILL BE FOUND AND ARRESTED. HAVE A GOOD DAY *STATIC* ...uhh...never mind...

The High Comission of Beezlebub will be allowing intergalactic emissaries from planet earth in the year 6666-happybirthdayearthlings***

There is a training school on Jupiter offering free lessons for suitable candidates.

How you get there is the problem.

Downloadable google for the simulator game elite. It's pretty old but it's what you need

Apply to NASA, the ESA or Rusisan space programs.

They'll teach you all you need to know.

You do NOT need lessons. You ARE the navigator!

Try Mos Eisley.....!

its all good

Where can i get quick lessons on that! i have tried wikipedia, e how to and youtube etc for hours but all i have learnt is how to fly a helecopter! I need this cause just in case i need it